Funny Whatsapp Status : is now part of Kenya's
lifestyle in social media and in detail. The ability to allow the formation of
some social groups in WhatsApp is a key feature in the social welfare of the
people in this part of the continent.
- Mathematics: Mental misbehavior for humans
- Time is valuable. Warmly humiliate it.
- I'm great in bed. I can sleep for days.
- Lazy Rule: It can not reach it. It is not needed
- Never give up on your dreams. keep sleeping.
- Be firm. I whispered to my WiFi signal.
- Women can not be difficult. But they are lower hits.
- There is no more texts than any disturbing woman.
- Great power bill comes with Great Power.
- Dear Karma, I have a list of the people you are missing.
- I can not taste my lips can you do it for me?
- If the burn calories burned, I'm a supermodel.
- Do not make me laugh I'm trying to be mad at you
- Life is short. smile while you still have teeth.
- Warned: I am bored It can be dangerous.
- According to my police report, last night was actually a great "knight out".
- I will win not immediately but definitely.'
- If you are talking behind my back, then you are in a good position to kiss my ass!
- Dear mathematics, please get up and solve your problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.
- The road to success is always under construction.
- The doubt kills more than the failure.
- Born to express to impress.
- Silent people have the strongest brain.
- Sometimes it is easy to claim that you do not care, to accept it is killing you.
- You can not stop the waves but you can learn to surf.
- I stopped fighting with the demons inside. We are on one side right now.
- If people are trying to bring you down, then it means that you are 'above them'.
- Failure is again an opportunity to start intelligently.
- The biggest advantage of speaking truth is that you do not have to remember what you said.
- There is nothing common in the world compared to those who have talent.
- Be a good person, but do not try to prove it.
- mistakes are proof that you are trying.
- Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill them.
- I am not unsuccessful ... my success has just been postponed.
- If you like me, increase your hand, if not, increase your standard.
- When I was born .. Devil said .. "Oh Shit .. !! Contest".(Funny House Name)
- I work for money, hire a dog for loyalty.
- I am always right, once I thought I was wrong, but I was wrong.
- When I'm typing people hate me while watching my phone. It's not that I have something to hide ... it's not just any of their business: /
- I'm not intoxicated, I'm just chemically balanced.
- Oh, so you want to argue, bring it. I got my CAPS lock turned on
- I am so poor that I can not pay attention in class.
- Warning ... I know karate ...... and some other oriental words.(Funny House Name)
- When you are 1% on the battery that sends a message, or calls, the enemy becomes.
- Yesterday I saw that someone pushed the bottle of the breathtaking into his ass, I said, "What are you doing?" She responded: "Schweppes: drink separately .."
- I have a strange neighbor who is knocking on my door at 2am. He is lucky that I was in drum lessons.
- Most of the fruits which I know now and did not know - were only due to shampoo
- I saw a shampoo with the title: "looking rich" I washed my purse ..
- Even if you are a big killer, international evil and child kidnapper, people will still be "who are you" in your birthday.
- Ence is golden. Duct tape is silver: 3.(Funny House Name)
- Friction is a drag.
- Like my grandfather, I want to die peacefully in my sleep. Shout screaming and do not shout like the passengers in my car.
- It seems that I have guessed the number of your brain cells.
- If relations between men and women were shoes, then I would wear you. But I will not wear you out of public
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- I am currently experiencing life at the rate of 15 WTF every hour
- Girls use Photoshop to look beautiful. Boys use Photoshop to show their creativity
- Girls, if she only wants your breast, legs and thighs. Send it to KFC.(Funny Shop Name)
- If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, then come to me. I will tell you more
- You can not blame gravity to fall in love
- Never get eye contact during banana
- Hey there WhatsApp is using me.
- Girls use Photoshop to look beautiful. Boys use Photoshop to show their creativity.
- Fact: Phone on silent mode- 10 missed call ... turns volume up loud - no one speaks for a whole day !!
- Girls, if she only wants your breast, legs and thighs Send it to KFC.(Funny Shop Name)
- You can never buy love ... but you still have to pay for it ..
- A man asks the trainer in the gym: "I want 2 effects that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?" Trainer responded: "Use ATMs"
- What does a woman say? It's not because he has not heard you. He is giving you an opportunity to change what you have said.
- When I need to get out of the morning, my bed is always comfortable.
- We live in the world of smart phones and stupid people.
- In the morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
- Some people have relationships and some people have vodka.
- God should love the idiot people - he has created a lot of people.
- I am not afraid to go to hell because all my friends will be there.
- Sorry about those texts sent last night, my phone was drunk.
- I hate people who steal my thoughts before I think about them.
- All my life I thought that the wind is free till I bought a bag of chips.(Funny Shop Name)
- Try to say letter M without touching your lips.
- pardon …. Please empty your pocket .... I think you stole my heart.
- By the time I did not enter my password on Wi-Fi, I used to love my neighbors.
- I love my six packs very much, I save it from the fat layer.
- If I learned anything from the dead, then it is not the end of a project that is not the end of the world.
- A bookstore is only pieces of evidence that we have that people are still thinking.
- We want men to do the same thing we want from underwear. Some support and some freedomSometimes the journey is less travel due to less travel.
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