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If you do not copy and paste this message in the next 37 seconds, tonight will start stealing your undergarment at midnight tonight, forward it to everyone in your mailing list, print hard copy for your grandmother and Call the third-grade teacher. It is real. I first received a message from Elvis, who was having lunch with lobbut, while Loch Ness riding a monster. There was also the cover of every tablet in the grocery store.

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• Lucky for you, mirrors can not laugh loudly
• Time is precious. Degrade wisely.
• If something is not right, then try the left.
• False dancing about my feet!
• smile while you still have teeth.
• I love my bed, but I'll stay instead of you.
• Why bother reading books? We have Eminem; He can read the whole story in 4 minutes.
• I tried to be awesome today, but I was tired of being awesome yesterday.
• Wife: I am pregnant, what do you want it to do? Husband: A joke.
• As long as you do not add them as your Facebook friend, everyone is normal.
• Relationship status: Coming soon
• You can not be late until you are shown
• Back in 5 minutes (if not, read this situation again).
• Can your life be as good a day as to become like Facebook?
• If someone hates you while tagging in a photo, then you look awesome in it because they look great in it.
• Oh, is that so! Thanks, Warning Label I was actually considering using my toaster in the bath this morning.
• Looking at the school's books and thinking: What is a waste of the tree!
• Nobody here treats me like a glamor model, so I'm just going to sit for myself to take myself.
• Why did not you answer my text? Well, how should I answer the LO?
• Line dance originally was invented by women waiting for the bathroom.
• Do not tell me the limit of sky when there is footprints on the moon.
• Nothing is illegal. Unless you are caught
•  Friends are like breast: some are real, some are fake.
• Birthdays are good for your health. Studies show people whose birthdays are more frequent.
•  Every time I keep my phone silent, it decides to "hide and seek".
• You have placed "PRO" in "delay".
• I do not have exes; I have ya do i hell
• I have decided to tell my pets that they have been adopted.
• If swimming is an exercise, then explain to me the whale.
• If someone says "I love you," and you do not feel the same, then just say "I love YouTube" really  fast.

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• Only 10-20% of the population can rotate their ears and lift one eyebrow.
• We should stop reading to give children the alphabet. It took me five years to understand that "elemeno" was not a letter.
• Unicorns exist. They are just fat and brown, and we call them Rhinos.
• A message in the toilet: treat me well, keep me clean, I will not tell what I have seen.
• I grew up being asked to write on the walls. When I first joined Facebook, I felt like this one kind        of     evil.
• When I open it, my wallet is like an onion. it made me cry.
• Life is like a box of chocolate: If you eat whole thing at a time, then you are going to get sick.
• You asked the police if you can use your in-car computer to update your Facebook. Either way you were getting out of a DUI.
• The odd part of meeting new people is that when my children say, "Please help us."
• I drank so much goldsclagen last night, I could lose the necklace.
• If you are not successful before, try to drink beer while doing it. You will be surprised how little you care.
• He let me tap my mouth because I said that it was my body; I really just wanted to close it.
• I will stop using FB as a means of delay and actually do some homework.
• Whenever possible I will avoid bathing and save more water.
• I resolve to work with neglected children. (my own).
• I will stop deciding on how many people are in my friends list. Also, stop closing, extreme angle profile pictures ... if you know me, then you know what I really look like!
• I will try to find a way to politely lose 4 most annoying Facebook friends.
• Enter the coin to see the status message.
• If you have a parrot and you teach it not to say, "help, they have changed me into parrots", you are wasting everyone's time.

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• Obviously we finally see. It seems that looks perfectly lengthy, long.
• I was very surprised when I was born, I did not speak for a year and a half.
• I want to thank my boss for the job which gives me health insurance which, due to this job, I need to include my anxiety medication.
• That inner porn star moans out which stretches when slips out.
• Be yourself, you already have the costume.
• I think it is unfair that men and women are not treated equally ... it seems wrong that women can show a lob boob and can quickly get out of the ticket, but when I If I show Lill Ball then I'm arrested ... it's just right
• If my "check engine" light will just "check my wallet" ... it will know that I can not do anything about it
• Dear sleep, I appreciate the effort, but you do not have any match for the internet.
• When you predict something and it really does come true then that great moment
• Best-friends can see the difference between your fake smile and real.
• When I try to tell why I am laughing then I also work harder.
• I'm not rude, I'm honest.
• My Kindle Fire reads "50 colors of brown". It's like a porn phone call from Steven Hawking.
• A thief broke in search of 'money' in my house last night .... So I got up and started searching with him
• Sometimes people suck my life as if there is an award below.
• A man asked a fairy to make all women desirable and unique to the fairy in the angel. She turned her into a book.
• In 1949, predicting the continuous march of science, popular mechanics said, "In the future, computers can not weigh more than 1.5 tons."
• Dear weekends I thus propose a continuous proposal denying all the funding until Monday.
• When life gives you lemon, I say access to tequila
• 99 cups of coffee on the wall, 99 cups of coffee. Take one down. Pass it around 98 cups of coffee on the wall ...
• If your guideline stops for directions then your prince will be here now ...
• Physics rules: Hold a piece of paper. I will throw a rock Any win?
• Political lesson: If you are not successful before, then cheat.
• There is no hack or hack. There are no firewalls.
• My name is Danny O'Malley. You took my last beer, got ready to die.
• In all the internet connections of the world, in all social networks, he logs in me.
• My mother always said, "Life is like a diet plan, you never like what you will get."
• By the way it is not a social network in your life that matters, it is on your social network
• The best feature of the iPhone is this feature that prevents you from pushing into the pool.
• When I am singing with a song and the artist gets the wrong words, I hate it.
• We live in a society where the pizza goes to your house in front of the police
• You know that you are getting old when people of "cialis" ads are beginning to look hot.
• Women love winter because they do not have to shave their feet. I think it's time to shave me ... my giraffe tattoo has a mustache!
• follow your dreams. Unless it is a person, it is not a person. ..It is obvious that they call that stalk

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• Hello to everyone. Look at your situation, now back to me, now back, now come back to me. Sadly, you do not have mine. But if you stopped posting about other things and made it your position, then you might be mine. Look down, back up Where are you You are on Facebook, reading the situation can be your situation
• Status: I can not log in to Facebook
• Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is Fortunately, I like the money.
• Warning !!! Aliens are going to kidnap all sexy, beautiful people !! Do not worry ... you're fine I just wanted to say "Bye!"
• Our phone falls, we are scared ... our friends fall, we laugh.
• Thirty ways of shaping for summer Number one: less food. Number two: Do ​​more exercise. Number three: What was I talking about again? I am very hungry
• I do not care that my fingers will be broken, I will not travel for two to carry 70 bags of grocery !!!
• I have difficulty in sleeping at night because I want to stay awake on the secrets of life, just like how the paper pushes.
• Evening News is the place where they start with 'Good evening', and then move on to tell you why it is not.
• I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "sweating" ... Then I said "Implants?
• A computer beat me once in chess, but it was not a match for me in boxing.
• Why do the US President choose Miss America for President and 50 to run with just two people?
• To make sure you hit the target, first shoot and call whatever you target.
• Some people hear the voice ... see some invisible people ... others do not have any imagination.
• If women rule the world then there will be no war. Only one group of countries with jealousy are not talking to each other.
• I like to name my iPod 'Titanic', so when I say 'Titanic Sync', I cancel and it looks like a hero to me.
• I told my wife the truth. I told them that I was watching a psychiatrist. Then he told me the truth: that he was watching a psychiatrist, two plumber and bartender.
• If you think that if you are alive then nobody cares, try to remember some car payments.
• Whenever I have a problem, I just sing, then I realized that my voice is worse than my problem.
• They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills by embracing?
• After 35 years, women should not have children. In fact ... 35 children are enough.
• I remember when I was kidnapped and a piece of my finger was sent to my father. They said they needed further evidence.
• That awkward moment when you feel that "making history" is more important than "making history" nowadays.
• When people embrace you, then Fert. It makes them feel strong.
• If you can not change a girl ..... change the girl.
• love ...? ....... No ... I like vodka !! !!
• When I'm at my death bed, I want to leave my last words "I want to leave one million dollars ...
• I think my iPhone is broken. I pressed the home button and I am still in school.
• Dear God, I seek an opportunity to prove that winning the lottery will not become bad person.
• In my whole life I thought that the wind is free till I bought a bag of chips.
• Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, he is not coming back.
• She is so fake that she should have two Facebook accounts; One for each face !!!